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Want to show off your genius Photoshop skills? Share a funny Toon-related video, or image? And of course, there is always the option of many Newcastle United fan’s greatest pastime – laughing at the Mackems!!! But please keep it with a bit of class, aye? Banter is fine, but anything like racism, or laughing at [...]
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Football is a game of opinions and you’d do well to find a more passionate and opinionated set of fans than those of the Toon Army! Toon Barmy is giving you the freedom to share your thoughts, passion, anger, concern and anything else that you feel in your black and white veins, about the recent [...]
Why Aye Cabaye & I’m Going On a Break
Yohan Cabaye burst the net with his first ever goal for the Toon against Wigan Athletic, in a dull encounter at St James’s Park. Personally, I don’t care if our games are boring if it means we are winning. Another three points and a clean sheet from our back five is surely the main focus [...]
Ameobi Breathes Down Leon Best’s Neck
If you came here because of the title and expect that it’s going to be some sort of weird, gay, erotic story about football players – then I’m afraid you’re going to be bitterly disappointed! I’m referring to Shola’s late equaliser strike against Spurs, yesterday Leon Best has enjoyed a rich vein of form this [...]
The Entertainers Team Up In Memory Of Sir Bobby – Match Report
Newcastle United have suffered their first defeat of the season. But don’t worry, it’s not going to affect our admirable position in The Premiership – I’m actually referring to today’s charity match for Sir Bobby: The Entertainers Vs The Liverpool Spice Boys! (That was there actual name). The premise of the game was to celebrate [...]
The Newcastle Juggernaut Continues At Molineux
Newcastle United continued their unbeaten run this season and managed to get another statistic monkey off their back. The Toon beat Blackburn Rovers last game, after being beaten in this fixture for the last 5 seasons. Yesterdays win at Wolves was the first win at Molineux after the 19 times of trying, cementing the best [...]
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